siberianhusky89's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[There She Is!! another step Teaser movie]

You might not even get to read this. I'm an old old old member here. You're pretty much the reason I'm back here to be honest. I'm behind you. I'll attempt to supply you if I can, but can't make promises. Still, you have our support.

May I recommend you allow open donations as an option? The set prices can leave people intimidated.

[Pencilmation #23]

Very classy and clever. I liked it. You didn't have to use excessive material or stupidity in order to make a good flash. I wouldn't say the best thing I've seen in a while, but it's still very much a good piece. You used creativity without having to use too much flash.

[Zelda:Whatever]

Wasn't that great. It wasn't terrible, I kinda felt a little warmth inside at the joke of Link growing and Navi looking at Link's crotch. But everything else was kinda lame. There weren't many clever jokes in my honest opinion, besides perhaps... Huh. Now that I think about it. None of them were really clever. I mean, even the crotch thing's been done the way it has in other things.

My advice? It's not about what you do, it's about how you do it.

[Cooking with Gandalf]

Story - Lame. Cooking with Gandalf. There was nothing interesting.

Comedy - On a scale of 1 to 10? 2. I didn't laugh once, nor did I have the urge to. I didn't laugh on the inside or outside. It was just so typical and generic. "You shall not Pasta!"? I didn't see that coming, even before I watched the video. And two old men making out? Who cares.

Graphic/Art Style - 5. Nothing special, but it wasn't bad. Pretty straightforward. Still, I've seen far better and far worse.

Overall? This gets front page nowadays? What is this. Anyways, nice effort, but I wouldn't give you an award for it.

[Mario RPG: Rawest Forest]

Most overrated video game song, remixed

God I hope you know how much I hate this song due to it's overratedness. People only like this certain song because of Geno's appearance, not only that, however, catchy is not what makes a good song. This just takes another song and puts lyrics that can be bent to anything because the vocabulary is vast in the game. You can say practically anything.

[Guns of the Awesome]

It was actually pretty good

It was better than I thought it would be that's for sure, why? Because I did laugh a few times. Some parts were actually funny, though alot of it had lame jokes, some of the better jokes in my opinion were stuff like. "I'm overpowered Snake" But some of the voice acting didn't help to it. Also, less swearing would have been pretty good and maybe a little less dragging and stuff and stuff like "Snake, why the fuck are you so old now" weren't all that good. And pickin on Johnny right quick wasn't in my flavor cause he's already suppose to be funny. And some of the laughter. Anyhow, some of it was funny, but alot of it was dumb, you get points for being able to go through the whole game in one flash and for making me at least laugh a few times.

[Gears of Awesome]

Egoraptor, you have talent

But lately, you've been lacking in a funny style. Most of the guys that gave you 10 (Most, not all) are fanboys that will probably give you a 10 on everything. Why do I say this? Because you could literally draw a piece of crap walking, and I'd see 10s all over the place. Anyhow, I see how some of em say "People are hating on you," if that's the case, I'm not one of those people. because I'd rather do something else than waste my team hating a certain artist.

*Spoiler*
Now then, your idea of the game is apparently accurate, cool. But I've seen alot of the same crap, they just kill almost whatever they see, going crazy, bla bla bla, then the happy train comes out.
*Spoiler*

Now then, it wasn't all that funny, I mean, it was kind of predictable as well. Your style is a little repetitive as well. Fast paced motions, something is said sometimes, ect... Anyhow, I couldn't think of anything funny about it...

You've had a good idea style-wise in my opinion. You take a game and make a flash that criticizes certain aspects of the game, and I believe that's a great idea. Lately though, you've been taking an idea, but you haven't been pulling it off right... I mean, it's kinda repetitive...

This reminded me of your Ninja Gaiden 2 video in a way, only Ninja Gaiden 2's video actually made me laugh at most twice. I'm not trying to say, "Be unique completely, change what you do." I'm saying "Your style is unique, but change how you use it." I mean, maybe this game wasn't meant for fast paced type of weirdness like this. Ninja Gaiden's video was, but it was still kind of not all that funny.

*Another spoiler*
Anyhow, the movies seem very repetitive, maybe you should try some new things here and there. This video felt like the same crap was happening over and over again until the end where some guy with a train comes out which really wasn't all that funny by the way, I'm sorry to say
*Another spoiler*

Anyhow, I guess I'll end here because chances are that you won't see this or bother to read it XD No offense, but you're probably a busy dude.

*Waits for fanboys to give me negatives and for them to criticize this review.*

Anyhow, good luck in future flashs dude.

[It's Over Nine-Thousand!]

Sorry, I understand the joke

But the way it was done didn't really make me laugh. I knew what the joke was of course, a very popular line, and watching the real thing would make me laugh a million times harder because I didn't laugh at all.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Meh, can't please everyone/

[Awesome Gaiden]

It was straight

The movie was straight, I only laughed at the part where he went like "GOD CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW!" (On the inside anyhow) and when he *SPOILER* kills the strategy guide *SPOILER*. It was decent and I do get the joke... That game is friggen hard "T_T

[Protectors of Tomorrow 2]

Very funny

It was actually very good, the jokes were great, the graphics were great, I think if you continue with this, it could be a popular series. Also, this might be front page material as well. Good luck and keep it up